Shut up I am dreaming

I like how “cannot” is a compound word.

astronautalis:

“Bubble Tea is just something white people invented for their inability to properly say Boba Tea”

-nuuro:

Yes, sea urchins and seaweed on a rock often compete for food.

I had a dream on Saturday morning that Chloe, Brett, and I missed Aziz because we were too busy playing fucking Soul Caliber.
(Did not actually happen. We went and it was awesome.)

I understand the others but what

Hans Selye? More like Hans SILLY

Why isn’t Peanut Butter Crunch just shaped like regular Cap’n Crunch?

I wish I knew someone born today so I could say to them, “HAPPY BEARTHDAY!”

Mistook “human” as a noun instead of an adjective.

I made a portmanteau of portmanteau and portmanteau. I call it “portmanteau.”